so twilight comes out saturday.... or friday. whatever. not really interested. but i have a 14 year old sister so i HAVE to know these things. my parents celebrate their 22nd aniversary this weekend, so Charlene (my 14 year old bratty (which is a matter of opinion, but commonly shared at my moms) sister) wants to have a twilight release party. i'm babysitting so my parents asked if i was ok with it and then bringing them at midnight to get the movie at Borders. i said yeah sure. that was saturday. its tuesday. and i am terrified. they started planning imediately. and because my parents spoiled the baby (charlene) there is no real spending limit. so they were planning today. and i made the mistake of mentioning that i didnt like twilight.... boy was that the worst thing to do in a crowded room of teenagers. good grief. first off, i dont know if yall heard of the 95 reasons twilight sucks, but i got it a few months ago and must agree with everything. i just dont like the books. sorry. sue me. but please dont mob me.
almost instantly after the words left my mouth, i realized that i had messed up. the decorating had begun, to the cast of twilight got to watch as my sisters friends used all of my mothers household items to beat me down and then went even crazier and beat me in the head with the book. the fourth one. you know, the one that weigh about three pounds. i got hit with my moms choppy blendy thing first. and then someone threw a glass mug at me, which i dodged. then a softball, which ill blame my brother for leaving his crap around. that hurt. i have a bruise the exact shape of a ball somewhere around where my spleen is. they really attacked me!!!! no joke! but ill be fair, i didnt exactly word it like "i dont like twilight". it was more along the lines of "twilight is a worthless waste of time. its not even good enough to wipe my a** with. its totally at conflict with itself. she ugly, but everyone likes her. hes a good guy, but hes an a**. its a stupid book. you guys should try, like, artimis foul or something. heck id be happy if you'd read harry potter." and then i started on the movie. this really got their attention. and then suddenly i realized that i was standing in a crowded room of obsessed teenagers, and there were sharp objects. im just glad they didnt find the knives. sad part? a girl in my psych 101 class was there with her little sister. and she attacked me too.
sorry, but twilight people scare me.
and at the risk of bodily harm, i really hate those books. please do not hunt me down. i have student loans out.