Corrupt a Wish

[Aeris]

Granted, but then you would never get anything else in your life done.

I wish I could skip out on work through until January 7th and come back and resume as normal.

[Viking Princess]

granted, but now you are in debt because you could not pay your bills.

I wish gas was free and I didn't have to pay for it.

[Apryl]

Granted, but now you car runs only on milk and it costs $10.00 per gallon.


I wish it was always summer time.

[mommaj]

But, you would always have brown grass--how boring!



I wish it would always snow on Christmas.

[Apryl]

Granted, but it snowed 10 feet and you are trapped in your house and you dont' get to see any of your family over the holidays.


I wish for peace on earth. (say something bad about that)

[Viking Princess]

Granted, have fun shoveling snow out of your driveway the next morning in the arctic weather.

I wish I could pull a hot Spartan out of my 300 movie and have my wicked way with him

[Chakacool]

Granted, but in order to do so you have to broadcast it on the internet, tv, dvd, and you have to narrate the activity to the whole wide world.

I wish I got the job I just applied for.

[Aeris]

Granted but then how would you explain him to your KMM highlander when he finds you?

I wish I could go on a cruise and sail away to see the world for like a whole year...

[ShanaBlack]

granted but when you get back nobody missed you. :0(

i wish i would not get asked for my number by guys i don't wish to get asked for my number by. (say that five times fast)

[QueenBoadica]

granted, but now no guy asks for your number and they all treat you like they're your sister.

I wish men understood when you like them without having to be beaten over the head with it.