The totally random hijackable thread

[-Kat]

LMAO!

Gotta love Monkey. A theater's a terrific idea!

I'm cross-quoting, 'cuz I intends to hijack -- I just had an ... interesting time at IHOP explaining to Monkey what tantric sex is. Or *tantrum sex*, according to her pronunciation. Yep. That exchange is definitely the next issue of the Conversations with Monkey newsletter.

[-Kat]

Heh heh, I just e-mailed the link to this thread to a friend who also knows the said FauxDarroc in question, and she said I forgot to mention his red hair and pain in the assness. LMAO! I'm telling! *sends e-mail*

[VictoriaP]

Well if you would stop dropping it, it would be in better condition.

Darling, I have NO need for a halo. A friend already told me I was "evil and perfect"--the second best compliment a woman could possibly receive from a man, in my opinion. The best, of course, is an erection--paraphrasing Heinlein for that one! A halo would simply be overkill.


And Kat--that "tantrum" convo with Monkey had to be a real whopper...must share!

[MissAmy]

Happy March 1st to you too!! You need to pop in and join us more often :D

It's more fun reading then joining in.. I've been following since the beginning..

[melissa]

I'm cross-quoting, 'cuz I intends to hijack -- I just had an ... interesting time at IHOP explaining to Monkey what tantric sex is. Or *tantrum sex*, according to her pronunciation. Yep. That exchange is definitely the next issue of the Conversations with Monkey newsletter.

Do we want to know how the subject of tantrum sex came up with Monkey? I mean, it can't be something that occurs daily.

Though the boy was talking about vagina lunches today at dinner so maybe tantrum sex with Monkey isn't much different.

[Viking Princess]

You may resist, but we all know what you'll be reading tonight!

No, kilt one time, leather pants another time. I think there were safety pins at one point ... ? I may be hallucinating. Seriously, if KMM decides to hire dudes to play her characters like SK did (they chatted with everyone, posed for pictures, etc.), I'm pretty sure he'd rarin' to go. But he doesn't have dark hair; it's more red -- OH MY GOD! DARROC! WE HAVE SOMEONE TO PLAY DARROC! Where's Jill?!

LOL the more the merrier!

I think this needs to be looked into

yes. This should.


and Bagheera totally tried to rescue Cruce in my siggy out of the computer. She misses him too. LOL I thought she was gonna shred the monitor.

[-Kat]

Darling, I have NO need for a halo. A friend already told me I was "evil and perfect"--the second best compliment a woman could possibly receive from a man, in my opinion. The best, of course, is an erection--paraphrasing Heinlein for that one! A halo would simply be overkill.

*bows in subservience* Then I guess Viking Princess had the greatest compliment of all ... ?

And Kat--that "tantrum" convo with Monkey had to be a real whopper...must share!

*sigh* will perhaps cut and paste newsletter into this thread when finished. May have to censor, though!

It's more fun watching then joining in.. I've been following orgies since the beginning..

Amy!!! That is -- I am disgusted. What kind of deviants do we have on this board!

Do we want to know how the subject of tantrum sex came up with Monkey? I mean, it can't be something that occurs daily.

Though the boy was talking about vagina lunches today at dinner so maybe tantrum sex with Monkey isn't much different.

Va -- do I want to know? And don't say "tantrum sex with Monkey"! *shudders*

This is my impression of Lin right now:

[Viking Princess]

<------ is just gonna pretend to be oblivious.

[-Kat]

But I gets a wicked thrill at the thought of her going

(Were you oblivious to what I also said about you ... ?)

[Viking Princess]

But I gets a wicked thrill at the thought of her going

(Were you oblivious to what I also said about you ... ?)

I think I am oblivous to anything that may or may not be in regards to me and my awesometastic boobsaplentiness.