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  • Jane’s writings to seduce Aedan! “His huge cock (crossed out) need …”

    5 8.93%
  • Jane playing reverse psychology: I think you should have dried bread from now on …

    0 0%
  • Adrienne:“Oh, do shut up, father!” / she tapped her foot , “I waited for 2 miserable days …”

    3 5.36%
  • Gwen and her comments about cigarettes!

    1 1.79%
  • Chloe:“Oui!” – using an accent to convince Mr. MacKeltar that she was a French maid.

    3 5.36%
  • Gabby:Too bad you need a mere mortal to make you into a condescending, asshole, fairy thing again.

    18 32.14%
  • Jessi: Get a grip, Jessi, and not on mirror-man’s dick.

    4 7.14%
  • Jessi: Excuse me but your hand seems to have slipped between my legs and if you’ll just move it …

    14 25.00%
  • Mac: should I be calling pubs poohs?

    6 10.71%
  • Mac putting on the southern: Inspector, I ‘preciate everything you’ve done, and you’re so clever …

    2 3.57%
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    Who is the funniest heroine of KMM’s books? All, not just Mac, have a fine sense of humor. Here are some examples:


    1. Jane’s writings to seduce Aedan! “His huge cock (crossed out) need …”
    2. Jane playing reverse psychology: I think you should have dried bread from now on …
    3. Adrienne: “Oh, do shut up, father!” / she tapped her foot , “I waited for 2 soggy, miserable days …” “Silence, lass.”…”You didn’t even bother to great me…” Silence lass” … “And I’m not the kind of woman…” SILENCE.” “ and I don’t take orders!”
    4. Gwen and her comments about cigarettes: I need a man. Desperately. Failing that, I need a cigarette!
    5. Chloe: “Oui!” – using an accent to convince Mr. MacKeltar that she was a French maid.
    6. Gabby: Too bad you need one of us mere mortals to make you into a condescending, asshole, fairy thing again.
    7. Jessi: Get a grip, Jessi, and not on mirror-man’s dick.
    8. Jessi: Excuse me but your hand seems to have slipped between my legs and if you’ll just move it a little bit, I bet I could come.
    9. Mac: should I be calling pubs poohs?
    10. Mac putting on the southern: Inspector, I ‘preciate everything you’ve done, and I know you’re so clever …
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    Quote Originally Posted by faeriemama View Post
    Since I've not read the other Highlanders yet besides Adrienne & Hawk, I've got to go with hers. I loved her character! And his even more...by the way, what is the order to read them in? I bought them all.
    Hi Faeriemama! Hopefully once you've read all the highlanders, you won't become a Maniac like the rest of us. Then again, if you do become a Maniac, you'll be posting more often! ;-)

    Here's the order to read them in:

    0) Into the Dreaming (novella)
    1) Beyond the Highland Mist (Hawk and Adrienne)
    2) To Tame a HIghland WArrior (Grimm and Jillian)
    3) The Highlander's Touch (Circeen and Lisa)
    4) Kiss of the HIghlander (Drustand and Gwen)
    5) Dark Highlander (Dageus and Chloe)
    6) Immortal Highlander (Adam and Gabrielle - with a special appearance by a coppery haired ... er person... with a scar on his face)
    7) Spell of the Highlander (Cian - someone you might recognize from BF - and Jessica)

    Enjoy!!

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    Ohh, Nataly, I'm coming to your boudouir! Love that siggy! ;-)

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    Jessie and the 'hand' just SO funny - Gabby putting Adam in his place is a close second.
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    I had to go with Mac putting on the Southern charm. I had to do it too many times working at Home Depot with customers. So it wins hands down for me.
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    Had to go with Gabby & the a$$hole faerie thing comment. Her sarcasm has a bit of a bit to it!!

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    I admit that I voted for Jane and her writing. I thought she was consistently funny throughout the story. But Gabby's sarcastic comment about Adam wins my heart every time I read it! ;-)

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    Jessi and the hand....I dyed laughin' and it was pretty hot


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    Had to go with Jessi on this one. "Excuse me but your hand seems to have slipped between my legs..."

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    I went with Gabby's Asshole faerie line... she took Adam's ego down a few notches
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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil Queen Dante View Post
    I went with Gabby's Asshole faerie line... she took Adam's ego down a few notches
    Adam had the grace to laugh at that line. Do you think V'Lane would have laughed?

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