Favorite Non-Vulgar Saying?

[diana]

here's one that i say quite a bit so the little guy has no idea

fudge newton (you get the meaning)

[amberplumeria]

I also say "fudgesicle" and "jiminy crickets"

[Dageus'Lass]

heres another one "what the freakazoid" dont ask it just came out of my mouth one day

[highlandlove]

sugar snaps-- i dont even know where that came from but i say it at least
20x a day! and my kids all know what it really means

[DelicateVixen]

Let me just say that I have a mouth on me that would make a sailor blush. However since my youngest neice and shortly thereafter my daughter were born I've had to use alternates. I end up saying "What the Eff" or "Mother Effer" a lot...old habits and all that. I also use Fudge Bukets, and Crud instead of sh!t. Bootyface McGee - used when you want to call someone an A$$hole. Bang Nuggets, H. Christ, and Feather Duster (which came about when I said the actuall Mother Effer and my neice thought I said feather duster) That's about it.

[Viking Princess]

Well I go with the all purpose "geez".

My daughter goes for "cheese and rice" - which is something I have never heard anyone else say and for which she takes a lot of ribbing!

I have heard "cheese and crackers" lol

I come up with some random on the spur of the moment sayings but none I really use often. I like my cuss words. I like using them. Maybe I am just a vulgar mean betch

[jilleb163]

My father astutely informed me earlier that I use the word "bugger" a lot. Borderline vulgar, I suppose, depending on your location. I thought it sounded funny the first time I heard it.
Come to think of it, I still think it sounds funny.

My 2-year-old nephew likes "poopoo head." As an insult, an exclamation, a noun, an adjective, a verb... He hit his head on the coffee table while he was running around and I heard him tell himself, "I'm such a poopoo head!"