Naked Dreams
Yeah, I have all sorts of strange dreams...
So, I had a dream last night I was at a pool for some school event. And after swimming, I had to get changed. But there was no changing room, it was just out in the open for miles around. Except there was one big palm tree. So, me being me, I try to go duck behind the palm tree to take my bathing suit off. I have the top part off and I look up and there is John. Now, John was a guy I went to Junior High with and haven't seen since I was 15. John was my dentist's son and one of two fraternal twins. John was also a follower; seemed like a nice guy and I think was, but had all of the future fraternity boys as his friends. So, in my dream, John has now seen me topless and walks away. I frantically put on my clothes and run around the tree to see where John has gone and boom! He is talking to the first guy I had a crush on in the 7th grade and they are snickering. Then he's walking up to the guy I had my first kiss with when I was 15. They start snickering. Then he's talking to the Russian exchange student I took chemistry with in high school. And he luckily just blushes and doesn't laugh, but still mortifying. Then he walks over to a guy I dated in college, who takes a big old belly laugh about it. He goes through every guy I have ever had feelings for, ever! I try to catch up to him, to make him stop, but I can never catch him in time. He was just reaching the Guy when my damn alarm finally work me up!
(Note to self: do not read threads about bad high school and junior high things before going to bed, talk of NKOTB and Hansen can give you nightmares! Also, remember to turn phone volume on as vibrate mode does not wake you up till the phone knocks something off the table!)
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Originally Posted by QueenBoadica
