The twin Dageus of amber eyes,
'Tis said that he binds with silk ties.
Body 'neath woven kilt,
Perfect masculine build,
Makes all of the fair lassies cry!
His donning the MacKeltar plaid
Makes us all a little quite mad.
Loosing our precious breath,
Praying for a 'slow death'.
The best night that we've ever had!
So, picture this highlander's night,
Shared pleasures with untold delight!
Such an erotic meal,
Nibbles making us squeal.
Enjoyed to the very last bite!
Oh, Dageus and your druid's spell,
Please sate all us women so well.
Invade our midnight dreams,
Echo climatic screams!
WHO CARES if we all go to h*ll!